I was at the Sandwich library today freeloading their wireless connection when I heard one of the librarians say, "oh, there's a warrant for my arrest."
"Another one?" said a coworker.
Phew, librarians are wild. And this was just in the children's section.
Turns out it's one of those fundraisers where people from the community are put in jail and they have to get bailed out. The librarian in question pondered the possibility of not attracting any bail. What then?
I tried googling to find out more (heaven forbid I admit I had been eavesdropping and ASK). The search turned up fundraising ideas involving sandwiches, and actual fundraising people going to actual jail, but not any upcoming local events.
And speaking of googling, someone found this site by searching for "big rabbits". I am pretty sure I've never written about big rabbits unless I told you about the life size chocolate bunnies Chris used to get me from the Chocolate Sparrow. He doesn't get them any more because I've asked him not to. But if you haven't had your fill of chocolate bunnies and you also can't wait until spring, the Sparrow has Chocolate Turkeys available now.
No kidding. Chocolate turkeys.