‎"...a little 'trouty', but quite good" ~ Eve Kendall, North By Northwest

Friday, November 9, 2007

Perhaps you'd like to book some entertainment

Because I promote live music for one of my clients, I sometimes get emails like this:

Robert Matthew Van Winkle (born October 31, 1968), better known as Vanilla Ice, is a Grammy Award nominated, American Music Award winning American rapper and actor known mostly for the 1990 single "Ice Ice Baby."

He found major mainstream success, selling twenty million records worldwide.

Don't Hesitate! Book VANILLA ICE at your venue, TODAY!

What does it cost? $6600 and up, 3 rooms, one hot meal, production, backline (2 turn tables and drum kit), a vehicle rental buyout of $150.

Vanilla Ice travels by plane...no need to ask for routing dates.

  • Robert Matthew Van Winkle. Who knew?
  • Mostly for the 1990 single Ice Ice Baby?
  • Really, when it comes right down to it, we all just want a hot meal.
Love spam.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

Um, yeah, I'll be passing on that for my next party.