I have a little problem with commitment. That's why I never got a tattoo. To illustrate: my photo, which I claimed would be the perfect tattoo, has been replaced by a 1950's sewing pattern.
The Chinese character was a little too pretentious. I'm all about pretentious, but the character was too non-self-mockingly pretentious for me. I like pretentious things like mah jong, which I've never played but by golly I'm getting a mah jong group together some winter.
Would you like to come play mah jong? I'll start researching 1950's appetizers. Like Vienna Sausages with frilly toothpicks.