If anyone is out and about and happens to have some empty boxes kicking around, would you mind bringing them by the Towers? I won't make you come in and move anything heavy. In fact, I won't let you in. It is a very big mess and you might report me for making Lucy wash dishes and Studley clean the chimney.
Also if you happen to be at a hardware store we could use some more contractors' trash bags. I'm too smelly to go out, or I'd get them myself. In fact, you might want to hold your nose and leave the bags in the yard. I'll thumbtack the money to a tree.
9/8 - we're all set, thanks! btw I didn't think anyone would take this seriously. Next time I'll ask for a vacation home in Tuscany.