Well, this isn't at all what I expected. I always figured when the kids became aware of their online personas, the boy child (aka Studley) would initiate a lawsuit.
Instead, the girl child (aka Lucy) has asked if she could have a turn being Studley.
This is impossible because not only do we already have a Studley, we also have Studley's girlfriend, Studleigh. We wouldn't want things to get confusing by adding yet a third.
We have compromised, and Lucy will hereafter be referred to as Sugarplum.
Please make a note of it.