I know, you don't like opera.
Still, you only have two and a half more chances to see one of the Met broadcasts in High Def this season.
To help all you opera neophites along, I have created an opera website Just For You. You'll find the synopses of the remaining operas, as well as the ones of what you missed. Think how smart you'll be!
"But opera is boring," you say. Hahahaha! Have you no faith? Would I write something boring for you? You may not come away from the site with a new love for opera, but I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy reading about it.
Behold, Opera Betty. Where pop culture meets opera.
(It doesn't have the home page with falling Gorey characters yet, but I couldn't wait for Mr. Fancy Pants to finish. Opera season's a-wasting, people.)
(Also, if you know anyone in the opera world and can make an introduction, I'll make you cookies.)
(And mom, you might not want to click the link. Sometimes I swear. I couldn't figure out how to write about opera without swearing.)