You will never guess where I am. Actually, I have no idea where I am, but if you are in the southern to midwest part of our country and you want to look up and wave, I may or may not wave back.
Can you believe they have wifi in planes? I think I have waited my whole life for this. What will they think of next?
I don't know if they had wifi on the first part of my trip today. I got on the plane and when I went to sit down next to the man in my row, he said “oh, goody!” not as sarcastically as perhaps he should have.
“Why thank you,” is what I should have said.
“You may reconsider that before long,” is what I did say.
Overly friendly people on planes make me a little nervous. The last overly friendly person I met on a plane took me to a different country altogether and showed me the proper way to eat caviar and quite frankly I don't have time for that right now. I have places to be.
I did what any normal person with a friendly plane neighbor would do. I fell asleep just before takeoff.
But now I am on a different plane, wide awake. I am awake because I saw the wifi symbol on the plane and I've been jumping up and down begging to please be allowed to use it already. I am way, way up in the air, people. How crazy is that?
It's so awesome. The not awesome part is that my battery is dying already. Is there an outlet somewhere? Anyone? An outlet?