So there I was at work, doing a little browsing on this awesome handbag site...
Wait, you're not supposed to shop for handbags while on the clock? Does that mean you shouldn't send your boss links to things you think she'll like? No?
Anyway, I happened to notice these groovy keychains, with astrological signs on them. Now I generally don't like things with astrological signs because for some reason, people seem to think it's okay to let their design sense stay at home the day they work on astrologically themed products. Why is this? I have no idea.
However, I liked the design and THEN realized it was a Gemini.
So I snooped around a bit more (can't get the phone! Sorry! Shopping!) to see what mine was. I am a Leo. This is my keychain:
Good colors. Nice design... but wait, are we sure that's a lion? Is it just me or does my keychain look more like, oh, a cougar?
It has come to my attention that I am a woman of a certain age. An age which is, coincidentally, shared by cougars. I am, shall we say, a little touchy about this.
I am pretty sure no one would mistake me for a cougar. I think I'm more of an opossum, frankly. And there are no astrological signs depicting opossums.
So instead I will get myself a passport case. And feign an accent. And hire a towel boy to follow me around and carry my stuff.
Especially my keys.