Please help yourself to the birch and two of the pines in our front yard. Also anything currently obstructing our view of the pond across the street. We would like them to fall AWAY from the house, please.
Also, please put all the toys back when you're done with them. We left a huge assortment on the lawn for you to chose from, including a tricycle, a whiffle bat, two soccer balls and about 500 beach buckets.
Our phones are charged, our laundry is done, the candles have been found and we have plenty of sterno for Chris' tea (we won't be making THAT mistake again). We have also posted to our blogs so if things go dark, everyone will know you screwed up on the trees.
Thanks,NASA. I feel so much better now.