‎"...a little 'trouty', but quite good" ~ Eve Kendall, North By Northwest

Monday, April 5, 2010

for what ails you

Have you ever noticed how much stuff there is in Chinese restaurants? Bamboo and chimes and flutes and fans and auspicious this and that. It must be working because the Chinese restaurant that made me think about all this has been in town for at least 15 years. That's pretty impressive, considering how hard we are on restaurants around here. They usually leave town in tears after a year or two.

I see their decorations/good luck symbols, and wonder if we'd do well with some sprigs of bamboo at Trout Towers. Maybe a red door. Or a water feature that's not in a hamster cage. There are so many things we could do to luck the place up. But then, what would people think?

Would they think we felt we were somehow lacking? Would they look at our carefully arranged whatnots and conclude that we have skeletons in our Helpful People closet? That our bread is apt to mold? That our mice are anemic?

Same goes for those stone bracelets that look like rosary beads. You know the ones? They're made of rose quartz or amethyst or hematite or something else that's good for whatever your issue may be. I pick them up, run them through my fingers and wonder what they're for. Then I imagine a total stranger pointing to it on my wrist and saying something like "can't keep a boyfriend, eh?" I can totally see myself yelling at an unsuspecting passerby: "I can keep a boyfriend just fine, thank you!" which I would then have to explain to my husband.

I was not raised in a tradition rich in auspicious signs and wonders. However, I have created my own tradition of never telling anyone what I'm afraid of. Did you see Witches of Eastwick? It's a bad idea to answer the question "what are you afraid of" honestly. Putting cures all over the place is like wearing a rope of garlic around your neck. You can't shrug off the wooden stake in your backpack with an explanation of arachnophobia.

I think the answer is in finding enigmatic cures that aren't part of the usual repertoire. We like to keep people guessing. Our cures come and go because everything comes and goes so we have to keep changing our dosage. Right now these cures include:

Two baby chick in the livingroom = hope
Piles of spring clothes on the way into the kids' drawers = growth
Piles of discarded clothes on the way to Good Will = gratitude
Half-eaten apple crisp in kitchen = happiness
Extra family members = community
Dining room floor covered with art supplies = activity

There are more, but they're secret. All I will tell you is that they make it difficult to walk through the livingroom without tripping. Others are filling the chairs and a couple are stashed on top of the fridge. They all have meaning, if you give me a minute to think about it.

And you thought we didn't have all this stuff strewn about on purpose.



Greg said...

BRAVO! Love this!!!

(Hittin' the Scorpion bowls again, were we?)

Cheryl said...

Oh Susan, I am so glad you're back. My BlogRoll has been screaming your name in the night and cooing at you during the day, "Where arrrre youuuuu? Please come baaaaaack Ms. TT."

Quite frankly, it's been driving me a little more nuts than I already am. This was wikkid awesome.

I got some kind of Chinese word for verification. That must be a symbol for something. Plus it's green, also a symbol I'm sure.

Bella said...

i so am stealing that. my home is full of things like that! now i just have to see it.

Always Home and Uncool said...

So all that Pokemon crap scattered all over my basement is really my kids attempt at feng shui?

for a different kind of girl said...

This is an approach I'd be wise to adopt. Perhaps I need to borrow the gigantic Buddha statue inside my particular Chinese restaurant as a reminder to pause and be wise. However, I just think the dang thing would scare the living hell out of me in the middle of the night. I mean, really, who says that's not an evil grin on his face?

Susan said...

Greg - no comment.

Cheryl - she's aliiiiiiive (thank you for missing me).

Bella - Your home is a tribute to all that is good and right with the world. The end.

K- yes.

fadkog - if we brought in a giant Buddha it would have coats piled on it within the hour.

Zen Mama said...

I heard a good quote that Georgia O'Keefe said, "I've been terrified just about every moment of my life, but I never let it stop me from doing anything."

I love this post, thanks for reminded me to see meaning in the piles around me instead of crap I have to pick up.

Scary though.....have you seen the TV show Hoarders. They find meaning in things like paper bags and rotten pumpkins.

It's a fine line we walk.

Glad you're back, have missed your insight.

TwoBusy said...

I'm a big fan of esoteric and secretive magical thinking. Glad to see we're simpatico on this.

just making my way said...

Hooray! You are here. I feel better.

Loved this. I will have to start thinking of our things in a bit of a better light.


Peace Turkey said...

I bought Jason bamboo when he moved into his house. It sits happily in a vase of rocks by a window that gets morning sun. I think it serves more as a thing on which Garfield the Cat chomps to get his daily food pyramid recommended dosage of roughage than anything else.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Oh, I see. So it's like the new Feng Shui, is that it?

This made me smile --> "All I will tell you is that they make it difficult to walk through the living room without tripping."

Great post!

- Margaret

Cheryl said...

Hi Susan, I just wanted to let you know that I have a little something for you over at my place when you get a chance to visit.